The Christmas post (#2)
As promised, here are some more things I bloody love about Christmas. 6. Christmas decorations. The tackier (and more homemade) the better. My parents’ house is the perfect example. Not that I mean...
View ArticleJanuary blues, February booze.
So, I haven’t written much recently – sorry! If any glossy magazine editors are reconsidering their desire to pay me handsomely for a regular column, I urge you to reconsider your reconsideration....
View ArticleHappy Easter!
So Friday would normally be a weigh-in/’progress’ post. Today’s isn’t. Mainly because I haven’t made any progress – this morning’s 5am weigh-in showed, through bleary eyes, that I’ve stayed the same....
View ArticleThe wagon is a dot to me.
Yep, I’ll hold my hands up. I’ll admit it. I have fallen off the wagon. Quite spectacularly. It all started last Thursday, when I decided to skip that afternoon’s planned exercise (swimming), as I’d...
View ArticleHalfway house/InstaJune.
July. What?! How is it ACTUALLY halfway through the year? I thought that, in honour of this grand milestone, I should do another update on my progress in my ’13 Things’ list. But, erm, I haven’t made...
View ArticleLondon, baby!
Survived London. Just. Lost one shoe, one jacket, one umbrella, and some vodka. (Ok, I GET that the bouncer confiscated it on my way into the pub. But not letting me steal it on the way back out? Not...
View ArticleObservations.
So – having been gluten-free (ish) for two weeks, and having nothing else of much interest to write about, I thought I’d jot down some observations. Oh – but before I start, I also need to make an...
View ArticleKick a girl while she’s down.
Incidentally, I’m posting this from my phone, which always tries to autocorrect ‘kick’ to ‘fuck’. Also awkward when you try to inform a potential suitor, via text message, that you need a ‘kick up the...
View ArticleRed Onion
Other restaurants, take note: THIS is how to cater for gluten-free diners. My first visit to Red Onion was actually in a work capacity. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie ate there while Brad was filming...
View ArticleLovely, lovely gin.
So. You’re heartbroken, you’re on antibiotics and death would be massively offended if you said you look like it. What do you do? You drink gin, of course. In a case of utterly impeccable timing, I was...
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